11 Downright Dirty Video Game Titles

Written by Adam Dodd

Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:40

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A video game's title should reflect its content, theme, a significant object/person/place in the game, or something along those lines. If the title is none of those things then it should at least sound intriguing, so it stands apart from the tons of other game cases on the shelf so it can attract the random passerby. But sometimes a developer just isn't creative enough to think of a clever name, which leaves only one real alternative: make people look at it. And how do you do that, you ask? Simple: involve sex in some form or another. Usually, this strategy is used when creating box art for games (like the butt shot in X Blades or the busty babes of Soul Calibur), and other times it's the game's title. So I've decided to search the vast and incredibly perverted internet to find the dirtiest video game titles out there. Granted, not all of these are meant to sound naughty, but some of them are. The rest are just... bizarre.

11. Vagrant Story

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An excellent game with a not so great title. I don't know what makes this sound so dirty, but there's something about that just sounds... gross.

10. Sexy Parodius

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I'm not entirely sure what a Parodius is, but apparently it's pretty sexy.

9. GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples

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I suppose congratulations are in order for making golf sound raunchy.

8. Booby Kids

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Who thought this was a good title for this game? Seriously, what were you thinking?

7. Tongue of the Fatman

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Be careful when the Fatman is near, as he might mistake you for a tequito. A dirty, greasy tequito.

6. Nuts & Milk

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Do I really need to say anything about this one?

5. Wargasm

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I tend to have one of these every time I play Call of Duty 4.

4. Big Mother Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder

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They're big, they're bad, and... they drive trucks.

3. Wild Woody

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Just don't play with it in public.

2. Sticky Balls

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Someone pass the lotion?

1. Leather Goddesses of Phobos 2: Gas Pump Girls Meet the Pulsating Inconvenience from Planet X!

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Leather goddesses should really watch out for those pesky pulsating inconveniences.

Comments (10) Add Comment

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written by Dexie, July 26, 2009

Surprised there was no mention of Irritating Stick. XD

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written by Alex W, July 26, 2009

List Lacks Snowjob for the 3DO

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written by dibbersnap, July 26, 2009

Parodius is a shmup reminiscent to gradius. I don't know where that name comes from though, hmm.

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written by expert expert, July 26, 2009

Parodius is a mash-up of 'Parody' and 'Gradius'.

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written by Skunkabilly, July 26, 2009

Glad to see Wargasm made the list! Probably one of the toughest games I've ever played.

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written by Dr. Cossack, July 26, 2009

Wow, some of these are just... bad.

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written by Kuro, July 27, 2009

What about Toilet Kids?
Pretty bad title and the game itself was... shitty.

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written by Verve, July 27, 2009

Spanky's Quest.

If title alone isn't enough, please note that the titular Spanky is a Monkey. Do I win anything?

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written by TheGeckoNinja, July 28, 2009

lol dont play with it in public XD
good one

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written by Ma Chigatta, July 30, 2009

Parodius is a mangling of the word 'parody' into the title of Gradius, an old school shooter (but I suppose a site called bits, bites, pixels and sprites should know that already), and is indeed a parody version of the sci-fi space shooter.