Birthday wishes!!!!
Written by Dan Zuccarelli   
Sunday, 02 November 2008 22:13

Ahhh, It's Jim Squires birthday... which means for one day (and thankfully one day only) we all have to gather around and act like we like him. Seriously everyone, we've been practicing all year to make him believe we all don't think he's a total dick... I know it's no small feat to fake a lie of this magnitude.

Ok, here goes.... Jim! You're a class act and I wish you nothing but the best on your birthday. Your wife pays us well to act like your friend and I think I speak for all of us when I say that I'd hate to see those free checks stop coming. Seriously, our economy is in the toilet and I desperately need the money.

For your present about 4 weeks ago I bought you some wall street stock that was worth as much as a million dollars and as little as 25 cents all in one day! Well, seems we should've cashed out earlier (you really need to learn to not be so greedy!). It was a hell of a rollercoaster ride though, and your 1 fine authentic American quarter is in the mail!

Ok roast over. Jim, you ARE indeed a swell dude and I hope you have a solid birthday. I thank you for what you bring to the site but more importantly for being my good friend. Have a good one buddy. Now get back to work!


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written by Katana, November 03, 2008
Happy Birthday you crazy Canuck!
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written by Kevin Alexander, November 03, 2008
Jim Happy Birthday and all but could you let Hailea know that she forgot to sign my October check, now I have no heat in my house. So thanks.

Really though have a great day, don't work too hard and thanks for the contributions to the site!
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written by B, November 03, 2008
Happy Birthday Jim
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written by swiftwulf, November 03, 2008
Happy Birthday Silly Canadian!
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written by Hailea, November 03, 2008
I just love that these dumb Yanks think 'Bank of Gretzky' is real, and that our cheques are actually made out of construction paper and glitter glue. The best part- their banks actually cash them- easy to give away free money when you can just be bailed out by the President. Your tax dollars at work folks!

Happy Birthday Jim!

@Kevin, your November cheque will include October's payment as well, sorry for the oversight!
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written by Xerxes3rd, November 03, 2008
I don't know how to say "Happy Birthday" in Canadian... I think you just toss in some extra vowels, right?

At any rate, have a great biurthedaye!
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written by Faith, November 03, 2008
Happy Birthday Jimmy! You're my favorite Canadian videogame blogger. smilies/smiley.gif Sorry Ryan but you never offered to stalk me.
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written by MC, November 03, 2008
Happy Birthday Jim. May the only smoke you see be from the birthday candles (and from the back seat of the car you hotbox in).
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written by Dr. Cossack, November 04, 2008
I wish I received silly yet dedicated blog posts like these for my birthday every year... smilies/wink.gif Happy birthday!

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