I'm writing to let you know that I'm a broken and torn man. You see, I've fallen deeply in love with Carlo, Ubisoft's producer for their upcoming DS title Jam Sessions. On Monday we posted the first "tutorial" video from the game. Carlo and his smooth, velvet-coated voice showed us the basics of what you can do. I just can't help my feelings! He excited me, not only with the game, but with his perfectly polite presentation. When he strums the DS stylus you can tell he really means it...and I love him for that. Check out this second tutorial video that I've included with this letter:

Don't you now see what I see in him and his wonderful game? He's just the greatest.

The dilemma starts because today a black, backwards beret-beheaded man has come in to my life like a drug dealer armed with chocolate only he comes armed with Hannah Montana: Music Jam for the DS. It's the one DS title that I never knew I desperately wanted. To put it simply he introduced me to what is essentially Rock Band on the DS. I know his exterior looks rough but I want to believe that he's a really nice...he even has a whammy bar:

Readers, my friends, I am now at a crossroads in my life. Which way do I go? How can I turn my back on someone I felt so committed to just because an exciting and different new person has come to my attention? Do I dare try to spend time with both of them, just to see what they mutually offer? I just don't know what to do.

Please help.

Sincerely,

Kevin

Comments (6)

Name

Email

Website

Title

Comment

smaller | bigger

Subscribe via email (registered users only)

Add Comment