Oh.. Sorry.. For a minute there I thought I was Tyra. Turns out I'm just the guy that drew the short straw and has to tuck his ding-a-ling between his legs like Buffalo Bill and spread the word about everyone's least anticipated title of the season, Project Fashion.

From what I can gather, Project Fashion is surprisingly more Indiana Jones than it is Lingerie Tycoon -- after all, what else could the press release mean by "adventure game"? I know, I know. Point. Click. Point. Click. Repeat.

You know what I'd love? If this were a text-based adventure game. After all, nothing says ultra sexy super models and gorgeous high end fashion than a complete lack of visuals. I can just see it now;

>Get ye panties.

>You get ye panties.

>Stick fingers down ye throat.

>You stick fingers down ye throat. Ye weight adjusteth accordingly.

I'd also hope for branching career paths. Maybe the game could start with an audition for FACES International, and depending on the poor choices you make you could either end the game 30 minutes later as a coked out superstar or in twelve years as a BBW making films in a bus station bathroom.

Ok - maybe this game won't be so bad after all.

(Yes it will. It's an adventure game about designing clothes. 'Nuff said.)

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