What the hell did they do to Judy Nails???
Written by Dan Zuccarelli   
Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:00
When I first started playing the Guitar Hero III demo I noticed something strange about Judy Nails. Neversoft decided to take quasi-goth rocker and give her insanely huge boobs (or bewbs depending on your internet aptitude). I mean seriously, it's like they want to give Dead or Alive a run for it's money in the boobie-physics department.

I mean here I am playing "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" and when she starts jumping around stage my girlfriend and I just start laughing our assess off. Those puppies bounce around as if totally unconstrained, even though I can clearly see she's wearing a bra since they decided to have her shirt falling off her all the time. Now I'm all for looking at half-naked women, I mean I'm no prude. But seriously, there's hot and then there's comical.

Before:

jn-before.jpg

Guitar Hero III:

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written by Xerxes3rd, October 24, 2007
Indeed, my wife and I noticed the same thing. M rating, anyone? =)
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written by Andarko, October 24, 2007
It is pretty comical, especially when she jumps up and down at the end of a song. It sucks, because I always used to play Judy Nails. Looks like I'll have to pick someone else. Although to be fair, it looks like they've tweaked all of the characters, and not for the better. Ugh.
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written by Xerxes3rd, October 24, 2007
"Although to be fair, it looks like they’ve tweaked all of the characters, and not for the better. Ugh."

It IS Neversoft doing the development work... they're not known for their improvements on franchises. =(
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written by Katana, October 24, 2007
I don't get why they still have no guitar straps for any of the characters. Seriously the magically floating guitars are just frickin' weird.
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written by Kevin Alexander, October 24, 2007
I never even noticed that they don't have guitar straps. Chuckle, chuckle.
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written by Santos Gonzalez, October 24, 2007
Funny enough, I was working on some Guitar Hero 3 Art assets for work and wondering the same thing. Those are out of control.
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written by bdwilcox, October 25, 2007
Thankfully they don't have a Tom Jones character with a pulsing codpiece.
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written by Cody, October 25, 2007
Does anyone else remember a story about a year ago where we got to see pictures of the staff meeting at Harmonix when they decided to move forward with the Guitar Hero project, and there was a slide that listed Cons, like "Expensive accessory" and "Mild reception to rhythm games", but then there was a Pros slide, and it was just a huge iconic picture of Jimi Hendrix?

Well I imagine a similar meeting happening in the Neversoft offices, only on the Pros slide they just had a picture of tits. And in the corner was a minislide of Tony Hawk.
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written by hwdude, October 25, 2007
i dont see anything wrong with her top, but what the hell happened to her face?
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written by Andy, October 25, 2007
I couldn't get past her face to really focus on her "nether regions", which is so unlike me, it's her lips, talk about botox overload.

Actually I couldn't get over the punker guy's (Johnny Rotten? can't remember his name for some reason) face either, it kindda looked cool, older I guess.

The Swedish gargoyle wearing dude though looks awesome, so I have high hopes that some of the other characters look pretty cool.
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written by koby, October 26, 2007
Her tits are amazing, sometimes it kind of pisses me off when im playing a song then i get distracted by those two valuptious...bouncing...melons which were crafted by the gods...............oh shit... i gotta change now...
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written by Condom Man, November 02, 2007
Personally, I'm a fan. I used to be a Lars fan but now that they've sufficiently screwed him up, Judy seems to be the choice by default..
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written by Muffin Man, November 02, 2007
Don't like Johnny Rotten's face any more, they've just shrunk his eyes and mouth so he looks stupid. And they've gotten rid of Eddie Knox smilies/sad.gif i R sad now.
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written by _-Goddessfayefaye-_, December 04, 2007
they really fucked her up.. not only did they make hit tits insanly larger.. and her face is all fucked up which really scared me.... alot... botox overload and that nasty lip peiercing.. and if you read her bio.. it says something about she changed her look to get guys not to like her.. but guys like her even more ebcuase of her tit implants.. poor judy nails she was so awesome... now i have to play as stupid midori.. why did they put a J-rocker if there's no j rock.. its stupid
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written by killer, December 25, 2007
quit your whining and get a life, if you don't like the new Judy Nails then fuck off and die. There are other characters you know, just because they changes someone that means you all hae to complain about it.
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written by Kevin Alexander, December 25, 2007
You're welcome back to this site anytime you want pal.

Oh, and Merry Christmas. Hope that you spread this same kind of joy to your family when you see them. I'm sure they appreciate it.
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written by AngKng09, December 28, 2007
dude you r totally ->. except 4 laughing at her. she's hot. and maybe your g friend might be a lesbo.
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written by boob controll, December 29, 2007
you people really need to get a grip on things. if you look at her body,that is the before and after pictures youll realize that her boobs arnt that much bigger in reallity. sure i believe that they made them a much better SHAPE but their really not that much bigger. also another thing if you seriously want to get down to earth, in th pink outfit her boobs are larger than in the other one so if you still want to play as her (without being distracted or wronged), switch outfits. finally all the complaining is coming from judy nails, did any one notice that you can see casey lynches nipples in the white outfit? seriously if your going to bitch make it serious and wholly thought though
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written by dj, December 30, 2007
following up on boob controll...i think te change is nice xD
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written by Mojo JoJo, December 30, 2007
I like how the last 2 comments came from the same address smilies/smiley.gif
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written by dj, January 01, 2008
Shhhhh keep that kind of talk down low
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written by Appointment, January 01, 2008
I like it. Racists
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written by Jm, January 10, 2008
Seriously tho It's supposed to be just a game But the creators of the "new" nJudy Nails and the other characters have bought into the sex sells gimic, and if ur dumb enough to fall for that then u have no life. There should be other focuses like the MUSIC perhaps. Isn't that what it's supposed to be about? There is enough of this "image" that people want others to pertray out there enough as is but y does it have to rule everything?
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written by Mojo JoJo, January 10, 2008
I'm not sure I understand anything you just typed.
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written by Dj, January 11, 2008
ya, you might want to collect your thoughts before you type angrily next time...but no video game sells just because of 1 or 2 pair of boobs bouncing everywhere
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written by killer, January 17, 2008
ya know, her alternate costume bring back the similar body shape as Judy had in guitar hero 1 and 2. So if you want the less detailed Judy, theres something for you there.

P.S. I don't mean to be so mean in my last comment but people really need to get a grip on things. A group of people are sending in a formal complaint to the company about Judy. I don't know about you but that is pretty sad if you have soooooooooo little going on in your life that you have to create a formal complaint about how a video game character looks, then maybe they should take a look on their own lives. Maybe do a night course or something, at least find something better to do.
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written by Dan Zuccarelli, January 17, 2008
Don't know anything about a formal complaint, since I've got nothing to do with it...

Just talking about a once cool character that's now totally fucked. I complained and moved on.
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written by StickManJr, January 26, 2008
Are you kidding?! She's never looked better! I admit, I do tend to get distracted by her while playing a song and miss a couple notes. Really good graphics, even on the Wii, which is what I got.

However, you're right about the lead singer. He does look a little freaky. More Judy Nails!
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written by hi, February 16, 2008
HAHAHAHA
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written by Yaanu, March 01, 2008
Hey, do people still read this?

If they do, just to let you know, her boobs stay still in her alternate, somewhat hotter outfit, the school girl one. I use that one whenever I play.
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written by Darth Darko, March 14, 2008
It looks like from the pictures that her tits were actually much bigger "before" they are just less covered "after".
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written by BobbyGee, June 05, 2008
I'd just like to make the point to anyone that thinks she's "Hot"

She's a pixelated character.
Please don't start trying to hump your Tv or Console.
Please?
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written by axel, July 13, 2008
hew ever thinks that her tits arnt great is ether gay or is just plain stupid
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written by swiftwulf, July 13, 2008
wow.. just wow
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written by Hades, July 23, 2008
I LIKE IT!!!

i dont know why yu are refusing her, she is sexyer now smilies/shocked.gif jajaja


i mean, you are so angry for that minimal and no important problem lol its the bad version of judy, the gh2 was the god one, why every human hates the changes.

xP i love it hahah
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written by *Mrs.Michael Phelps*, September 15, 2008
what does it matter?! as long as the game is still fun which it is cuz i play it everyday

besides, what pervert would point that out anyway?! yeah its noticeable but its no reason to stop playing her character or to debate about

i play judy nails, casey lynch, midori and slash everyday but mostly judy cuz her outfits are cute and she is my favorite character

good comment Hades (no homo) judy look better now anyway

its probably just her shirt reaveiling everything
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written by Kitten, October 18, 2008
I have to agree, the boobs do seem bigger.

But I think it's funny because people tell me all the time that I look like Judy Nails...
xD
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written by HotKitten, March 04, 2009
I agree....... instead of T i would rate it E-14
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written by rokker101, August 02, 2009
yeah i used to play as judy but after i saw that i play as casey lynch now.
judynails coustume for halloween
written by rockerchick, October 30, 2009
smilies/wink.gifim beingher for halloween and imonly 12i think she looks pretty but kinda bad she kinda reminds me of pink the singer but im going to were skinny jeans and a arow smith shirt for my coustume

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