So like this is pretty much the best game ever

Written by Dan Zuccarelli

Friday, 02 February 2007 09:26

Onechanbara Vortex may be the greatest game ever made. Why, you ask? Easy. It's got zombies, copious amounts of blood, and a chick in her underwear slicing and dicing everything that moves. Oh yea, and she rides a motorcycle. With a cowboy hat on. It's like "Dead or Alive Extreme" with killing. ugh...

It's about ten times ridiculous, and looks about as entertaining as Dynasty Warriors. Though killing zombies is always a good time.

The game includes full on co-op (awesome), some levels with you on the motorcycle, and naturally... a dress-up game. 1up's page about it. Interestingly, Onechanbara is a mix of the words sister and samuari, so in Japanese the title pretty much translates into "sister slasher samuari."

Click the pics to get a better look (maybe NSFW, if you work somewhere that hates fun)

Hit the jump for some video clips

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written by Kevin Alexander, February 02, 2007

Yeah, you're right. This game best come stateside and if not, I'm totally importing it. Must. Have.

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written by TheBlueFox, February 02, 2007

the greatest/worst game idea ever.

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written by Liam, February 02, 2007

When I'm 18, this will be a game I will get. This should be a blast to play when drunk. XD

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written by nrxia, February 02, 2007

So is it coming state-side?

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written by Dan Zuccarelli, February 02, 2007

I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again.

I. LOVE. JAPAN.

nrxia: I don't know but I promise if there's any news about it, it'll be printed here.

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written by Katana, February 03, 2007

Shweet.

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written by Liam, February 03, 2007

It has been confirmed to come stateside. I saw an interview a while ago with some guy who was part of a comapny that plans to publish this in America. smilies/cheesy.gif

Sadly, no Zombie vs. Ambulance for us. D:

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written by Danny Migliorisi, February 04, 2007

now that I think about it, Resident Evil: Code Veronica for Dreamcast would have been so much better if Lara Croft was wearing almost nothing throughout the length of the game...nevermind!

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written by muffin master, February 04, 2007

man i hope this comes stateside.
if not then ill have to mod my 360 to get it.
either way ill be playing it.

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