PS3 fanboy reviews Bioshock, comment hilarity ensues.

Written by Dan Zuccarelli

Tuesday, 21 August 2007 04:00

Fanboy alert!

In honor of the release of Bioshock, I bring you the most flame-baiting review of a game in the history of mankind. Posted on the not-at-all-defensive sounding "Sony Defense Force" is a gem of a review for the much anticipated 360 shooter.

Technically this may be a spoiler but he gave it a 5/10 (GameRankings.com currently has a 97/100 average). It's really a pathetic look at someone so desperate that they just end up sounding sad. Like this excerpt:

To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.

Make sure you browse the comments, it's pure gold watching fanboys go at each other, it's like middle school kids that close their eyes and wave their hands and call it fighting.

No one will argue that the PS3 library really isn't blazing any trails right now, but there's good games in the pipeline. Focus on those instead of trying to attack a game just cause it isn't on your system of choice.

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written by Baszie, August 21, 2007

I have bookmarked the RSS feed of this site. I love their articles. It amazes me how they come up with those articles. I keep laughing my ass off with every article, may to make a fool out of yourself and the PS3!

Oh and isn't this a parody? It's so retarded, I can't believe this is real.

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written by B, August 21, 2007

I don't get it. I enjoy Sony products more than most, but I'll always give respect where its due. And BioShock is amazing. I won't be picking it up, due to its super creepy content, not because its on the 360. There's other games that I want to play befor Halo comes out, and none of them are shooters. That being said, don't be a fanboy.

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