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I'm not normally one to make New Year's resolutions, but this year after a rather frightening ordeal at the end of 2006 I decided I should - I've resolved to never be hooked up to an EKG again. Somehow being checked for a serious health problem takes all the fun out of being hooked up to an electronic device. Even though I'm not "cut the wall out of my house" fat I'm still morbidly obese and it's starting to affect my health. Being hooked up to an EKG has scared me straight (I know -by now you're all thinking "time for the On a Very Special theBBPS music," and that's why you're all assholes -- but I digress.)So what can I do to drop all of this weight? Well that's simple - play more video games.
Don't get me wrong - I understand that some major lifestyle changes regarding diet and exercise are at the core of any major weight drop, and maintaining those changes is the only way to keep it off. But that doesn't mean we can't have fun in the process, does it? So in addition to all of my dietary changes (I'm introducing healthier choices, cutting down on portion sizes, and attempting to live by the Weight Watchers Points System as best I can without actually joining the damned club) and increased daily walking, I'll be putting at least one hour in of aerobic exercise every day with the help of my two new personal trainers, WiiSports and Dance Dance Revolution. Is it lame? Sure. But WiiSports tennis and baseball are good warm-ups, boxing is good cardio, and DDR is a great aerobic workout. Plus, both titles have their own stat tracking abilities. WiiSports offers the Fitness Age test and DDR can track calories burned. Neither are really all that accurate, but at least it's an indication of how much better I'm performing than the time before. So my weapons of choice will be WiiSports and the PS1 title DDR Konamix. Will good dietary choices mixed with gaming-related exercise prove to be enough to help me shed the pounds? That's what we're going to find out. Every Thursday I'll be posting my progress, and if my resolution has inspired any of you fatties out there I'd love to hear from you too. Post your stats right along mine every week in the comments and we'll put together our own little BBPS Fat Kids Club. Speaking of stats, here's where I'm at so that you can all play along at home; Weight: 264 BMI: 36.8 WiiSports Fitness Age: 46 My Real Age: 26 My goal? Simple. I need to go from obese to overweight on the BMI scale. That means I need to get under 30 BMI, which at my height means 214 pounds. I'm going to aim for 210. It's a nice round number -- plus it'll give me a few pounds leeway in case I'm ever locked in overnight at a Chinese buffet. And I need to get my WiiSports Fitness Age down to at least my real age, otherwise I'll never be able to break free from this big sack of blubber. So what do you say folks? Who's with me? Any fatties out there up to the BBPS Fat Kids Challenge? My goal for this week: 5 pounds.
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I'd join you, fo' sho, but if I lost 5lb I'd die. Google tells me that in Yankee Units I weigh "127.868112 pounds" (58kg, 20yrs, impoverished student) so I should probably try to do the opposite. I wish you good luck though!
I tell you what, each week you post your gain or loss, and I'll post my level and gold in WoW (after having to start again after abandoning the EU servers), then I can join in!
Level: 30
Gold: 11
Let the fitness begin!