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Written by Marc DeAngelis
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Monday, 09 March 2009 07:15 |
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Some cryptozoologists waste their time looking for such elusive creatures as the Mothman and the Chupacabra. The pros, however, have been looking in every sewer within a 20 mile radius of nuclear test facilities for Seaman, the most terrifying thing with both gills and human flesh. The perseverance of these researchers has finally paid off. You thought Seaman was confined to your Dreamcast? Think again.

"Time for a sea-poop!"
This human-fish monstrosity is assumed to be a hybrid between the carp and the leather carp, not to be confused with the vinyl carp. There are two of these fish living in a pond in South Korea, though there have been more in the past. The man who owns the land claims that "my fish have been getting more and more human for the past couple of years." Right.
Cryptozoologists will be conducting an interview with the demon-carp via green VMU-slot microphones as soon as possible. Updates as they come.
Source: telegraph.co.uk
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