Probably the best installment yet. Absolutely brilliant!

Funny, his rant wasn't in German. If he represents what most Brits think today, perhaps we should have fed them to the Nazi or Russian machine instead of wasting American blood and treasure keeping them free.

As a typical liberal, narcissistic sycophant he seems to forget all the wars America has been involved in since WW2 have been started by someone else. As usual, we had to step in when his lasse-fair brothers looked the other way and pretended not to hear the screams of the innocent.

Let's see:

WWI - Started by Germany.

WWII- Started by Germany and Japan

WWIII (Cold War) - Started by Soviet expansionism into third world countries such as Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc.

Korean war - started by Communist North Korea and funded by Communist Soviet Union and China.

Vietnam war - Started by Communist North Vietnam and funded by Communist Soviet Union and China.

Falklands war - Started by dictatorial Argentina against the British. We had to come in and save the British (like before).

Kosovo war - Civil war in the Balkans that Europe was unwilling to solve, so we had to step in, as usual.

Mogadishu - Bill Clinton's half-hearted attempt to feed starving people that escalated when Somali warlords began slaughtering their own people

1st Gulf War - Started by Iraq's Saddam Hussein when he invaded Kuwait

2nd Gulf War - Continuation of 1st Gulf War after Saddam Hussein violated every agreement of the 1st Gulf war's conditional surrender and flaunted all UN resolutions.

Afghanistan war - Started when we were attacked on 9/11.

I'm sorry, I don't see how we love war when we haven't started any. Dear, Yahtzee, we'll keep you free. All we ask in return is that you keep your ignorant mouth shut while we do the job you're unwilling to do.

"Afghanistan war - Started when we were attacked on 9/11."

Wasn't that something to do with America taking oil though?

We all know what huge oil reserves Afghanistan possesses.

"Dear, Yahtzee, we’ll keep you free. All we ask in return is that you keep your ignorant mouth shut while we do the job"

I'm sorry but I thought freedom was being able to make such statements without fear of prosecution...
*sigh* i guess you've just been watching to much FOX news...

Oh and for the record, the Americans had no involvement in the Falklands war...

Bdwilcox... you're such a pathetic ignorant little fascist really. After it was the Soviet Union that won WWII...

jeez, who woulda guessed the review would stir the debate? I think we need to remember the guy rails against everything, and usually every game (cept Portal).

It's not really meant to be taken seriously, and least I don't thing so.

A topic like this can go from debate to nasty/flame pretty quick and I'd hate to see that happen.

War. Ugh. What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing (aside from stirring up debates between gamers XP)...

Right. Ok. You're right Dan. I'll just shut up then.

Well, for a while