So like this is pretty much the best game ever |
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by the hammer of Dan Zuccarelli! |
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Onechanbara Vortex may be the greatest game ever made. Why, you ask? Easy. It’s got zombies, copious amounts of blood, and a chick in her underwear slicing and dicing everything that moves. Oh yea, and she rides a motorcycle. With a cowboy hat on. It’s like “Dead or Alive Extreme” with killing. ugh…
It’s about ten times ridiculous, and looks about as entertaining as Dynasty Warriors. Though killing zombies is always a good time.
The game includes full on co-op (awesome), some levels with you on the motorcycle, and naturally… a dress-up game. 1up’s page about it. Interestingly, Onechanbara is a mix of the words sister and samuari, so in Japanese the title pretty much translates into “sister slasher samuari.”
Click the pics to get a better look (maybe NSFW, if you work somewhere that hates fun)
Hit the jump for some video clips
10 Responses to “So like this is pretty much the best game ever”
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Kevin Alexander on 02 Feb 2007 at 5:04 pm #
Yeah, you’re right. This game best come stateside and if not, I’m totally importing it. Must. Have.
TheBlueFox on 02 Feb 2007 at 5:19 pm #
the greatest/worst game idea ever.
Liam on 02 Feb 2007 at 6:09 pm #
When I’m 18, this will be a game I will get. This should be a blast to play when drunk. XD
nrxia on 02 Feb 2007 at 6:19 pm #
So is it coming state-side?
Dan Zuccarelli on 02 Feb 2007 at 6:24 pm #
I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again.
I. LOVE. JAPAN.
nrxia: I don’t know but I promise if there’s any news about it, it’ll be printed here.
Katana on 03 Feb 2007 at 2:26 am #
Shweet.
Liam on 03 Feb 2007 at 5:57 pm #
It has been confirmed to come stateside. I saw an interview a while ago with some guy who was part of a comapny that plans to publish this in America.
Sadly, no Zombie vs. Ambulance for us. D:
Danny Migliorisi on 03 Feb 2007 at 7:29 pm #
now that I think about it, Resident Evil: Code Veronica for Dreamcast would have been so much better if Lara Croft was wearing almost nothing throughout the length of the game…nevermind!
muffin master on 04 Feb 2007 at 4:53 pm #
man i hope this comes stateside.
if not then ill have to mod my 360 to get it.
either way ill be playing it.
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