Pardon my weaksauce title for this post, but the networks have deemed it fit to have that trailer for the new Steve Carrell stinker playing ad nauseum in primetime and I just can’t get it out of my head. Besides, considering our own Dan’s obsession with Portal as of late, the title is probably quite fitting.

Thought I’d take a moment to share this ingenious real world use for a portal from the fine folks over at Penny Arcade. If you’re not reading them three times a week you should turn in your gamer card and get back to your cross-stitch. There. I said it. Now you can cross-stitch out in the open. I guess I’m kinda like Abraham Lincoln that way.