What the hell did they do to Judy Nails??? |
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by the hammer of Dan Zuccarelli! |
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When I first started playing the Guitar Hero III demo I noticed something strange about Judy Nails. Neversoft decided to take quasi-goth rocker and give her insanely huge boobs (or bewbs depending on your internet aptitude). I mean seriously, it’s like they want to give Dead or Alive a run for it’s money in the boobie-physics department.
I mean here I am playing “Hit Me with Your Best Shot” and when she starts jumping around stage my girlfriend and I just start laughing our assess off. Those puppies bounce around as if totally unconstrained, even though I can clearly see she’s wearing a bra since they decided to have her shirt falling off her all the time. Now I’m all for looking at half-naked women, I mean I’m no prude. But seriously, there’s hot and then there’s comical.
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37 Responses to “What the hell did they do to Judy Nails???”
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Xerxes3rd on 24 Oct 2007 at 4:13 pm #
Indeed, my wife and I noticed the same thing. M rating, anyone? =)
Andarko on 24 Oct 2007 at 4:24 pm #
It is pretty comical, especially when she jumps up and down at the end of a song. It sucks, because I always used to play Judy Nails. Looks like I’ll have to pick someone else. Although to be fair, it looks like they’ve tweaked all of the characters, and not for the better. Ugh.
Xerxes3rd on 24 Oct 2007 at 4:32 pm #
“Although to be fair, it looks like they’ve tweaked all of the characters, and not for the better. Ugh.”
It IS Neversoft doing the development work… they’re not known for their improvements on franchises. =(
Katana on 24 Oct 2007 at 4:59 pm #
I don’t get why they still have no guitar straps for any of the characters. Seriously the magically floating guitars are just frickin’ weird.
Kevin Alexander on 24 Oct 2007 at 5:03 pm #
I never even noticed that they don’t have guitar straps. Chuckle, chuckle.
Santos Gonzalez on 24 Oct 2007 at 5:06 pm #
Funny enough, I was working on some Guitar Hero 3 Art assets for work and wondering the same thing. Those are out of control.
bdwilcox on 24 Oct 2007 at 8:42 pm #
Thankfully they don’t have a Tom Jones character with a pulsing codpiece.
Cody on 24 Oct 2007 at 10:34 pm #
Does anyone else remember a story about a year ago where we got to see pictures of the staff meeting at Harmonix when they decided to move forward with the Guitar Hero project, and there was a slide that listed Cons, like “Expensive accessory” and “Mild reception to rhythm games”, but then there was a Pros slide, and it was just a huge iconic picture of Jimi Hendrix?
Well I imagine a similar meeting happening in the Neversoft offices, only on the Pros slide they just had a picture of tits. And in the corner was a minislide of Tony Hawk.
hwdude on 25 Oct 2007 at 4:29 am #
i dont see anything wrong with her top, but what the hell happened to her face?
Andy on 25 Oct 2007 at 11:30 am #
I couldn’t get past her face to really focus on her “nether regions”, which is so unlike me, it’s her lips, talk about botox overload.
Actually I couldn’t get over the punker guy’s (Johnny Rotten? can’t remember his name for some reason) face either, it kindda looked cool, older I guess.
The Swedish gargoyle wearing dude though looks awesome, so I have high hopes that some of the other characters look pretty cool.
koby on 26 Oct 2007 at 12:10 am #
Her tits are amazing, sometimes it kind of pisses me off when im playing a song then i get distracted by those two valuptious…bouncing…melons which were crafted by the gods……………oh shit… i gotta change now…
Condom Man on 01 Nov 2007 at 11:59 pm #
Personally, I’m a fan. I used to be a Lars fan but now that they’ve sufficiently screwed him up, Judy seems to be the choice by default..
Muffin Man on 02 Nov 2007 at 9:44 am #
Don’t like Johnny Rotten’s face any more, they’ve just shrunk his eyes and mouth so he looks stupid. And they’ve gotten rid of Eddie Knox
i R sad now.
_-Goddessfayefaye-_ on 03 Dec 2007 at 8:48 pm #
they really fucked her up.. not only did they make hit tits insanly larger.. and her face is all fucked up which really scared me…. alot… botox overload and that nasty lip peiercing.. and if you read her bio.. it says something about she changed her look to get guys not to like her.. but guys like her even more ebcuase of her tit implants.. poor judy nails she was so awesome… now i have to play as stupid midori.. why did they put a J-rocker if there’s no j rock.. its stupid
killer on 24 Dec 2007 at 8:50 pm #
quit your whining and get a life, if you don’t like the new Judy Nails then fuck off and die. There are other characters you know, just because they changes someone that means you all hae to complain about it.
Kevin Alexander on 25 Dec 2007 at 12:13 am #
You’re welcome back to this site anytime you want pal.
Oh, and Merry Christmas. Hope that you spread this same kind of joy to your family when you see them. I’m sure they appreciate it.
AngKng09 on 27 Dec 2007 at 8:35 pm #
dude you r totally ->. except 4 laughing at her. she’s hot. and maybe your g friend might be a lesbo.
boob controll on 29 Dec 2007 at 5:02 pm #
you people really need to get a grip on things. if you look at her body,that is the before and after pictures youll realize that her boobs arnt that much bigger in reallity. sure i believe that they made them a much better SHAPE but their really not that much bigger. also another thing if you seriously want to get down to earth, in th pink outfit her boobs are larger than in the other one so if you still want to play as her (without being distracted or wronged), switch outfits. finally all the complaining is coming from judy nails, did any one notice that you can see casey lynches nipples in the white outfit? seriously if your going to bitch make it serious and wholly thought though
dj on 29 Dec 2007 at 10:32 pm #
following up on boob controll…i think te change is nice xD
Mojo JoJo on 30 Dec 2007 at 3:01 am #
I like how the last 2 comments came from the same address
dj on 01 Jan 2008 at 12:37 am #
Shhhhh keep that kind of talk down low
Appointment on 01 Jan 2008 at 3:18 am #
I like it. Racists
Jm on 10 Jan 2008 at 12:16 am #
Seriously tho It’s supposed to be just a game But the creators of the “new” nJudy Nails and the other characters have bought into the sex sells gimic, and if ur dumb enough to fall for that then u have no life. There should be other focuses like the MUSIC perhaps. Isn’t that what it’s supposed to be about? There is enough of this “image” that people want others to pertray out there enough as is but y does it have to rule everything?
Mojo JoJo on 10 Jan 2008 at 1:25 am #
I’m not sure I understand anything you just typed.
Dj on 10 Jan 2008 at 8:51 pm #
ya, you might want to collect your thoughts before you type angrily next time…but no video game sells just because of 1 or 2 pair of boobs bouncing everywhere
killer on 16 Jan 2008 at 10:10 pm #
ya know, her alternate costume bring back the similar body shape as Judy had in guitar hero 1 and 2. So if you want the less detailed Judy, theres something for you there.
P.S. I don’t mean to be so mean in my last comment but people really need to get a grip on things. A group of people are sending in a formal complaint to the company about Judy. I don’t know about you but that is pretty sad if you have soooooooooo little going on in your life that you have to create a formal complaint about how a video game character looks, then maybe they should take a look on their own lives. Maybe do a night course or something, at least find something better to do.
Dan Zuccarelli on 16 Jan 2008 at 10:53 pm #
Don’t know anything about a formal complaint, since I’ve got nothing to do with it…
Just talking about a once cool character that’s now totally fucked. I complained and moved on.
StickManJr on 26 Jan 2008 at 3:04 am #
Are you kidding?! She’s never looked better! I admit, I do tend to get distracted by her while playing a song and miss a couple notes. Really good graphics, even on the Wii, which is what I got.
However, you’re right about the lead singer. He does look a little freaky. More Judy Nails!
hi on 16 Feb 2008 at 5:41 am #
HAHAHAHA
Yaanu on 29 Feb 2008 at 6:57 pm #
Hey, do people still read this?
If they do, just to let you know, her boobs stay still in her alternate, somewhat hotter outfit, the school girl one. I use that one whenever I play.
Darth Darko on 14 Mar 2008 at 2:16 pm #
It looks like from the pictures that her tits were actually much bigger “before” they are just less covered “after”.
BobbyGee on 05 Jun 2008 at 4:05 pm #
I’d just like to make the point to anyone that thinks she’s “Hot”
She’s a pixelated character.
Please don’t start trying to hump your Tv or Console.
Please?
axel on 12 Jul 2008 at 9:18 pm #
hew ever thinks that her tits arnt great is ether gay or is just plain stupid
swiftwulf on 12 Jul 2008 at 11:59 pm #
wow.. just wow
Hades on 23 Jul 2008 at 4:06 am #
I LIKE IT!!!
i dont know why yu are refusing her, she is sexyer now
jajaja
i mean, you are so angry for that minimal and no important problem lol its the bad version of judy, the gh2 was the god one, why every human hates the changes.
xP i love it hahah
*Mrs.Michael Phelps* on 14 Sep 2008 at 8:51 pm #
what does it matter?! as long as the game is still fun which it is cuz i play it everyday
besides, what pervert would point that out anyway?! yeah its noticeable but its no reason to stop playing her character or to debate about
i play judy nails, casey lynch, midori and slash everyday but mostly judy cuz her outfits are cute and she is my favorite character
good comment Hades (no homo) judy look better now anyway
its probably just her shirt reaveiling everything
Kitten on 18 Oct 2008 at 5:41 pm #
I have to agree, the boobs do seem bigger.
But I think it’s funny because people tell me all the time that I look like Judy Nails…
xD