I give you the “Super Snake Arcade” costume.

Seriously, think of all the puns and double entendres this costume will allow you to get away with? Everything from the obvious “play with my joystick” to the more subtle “why don’t you check the coin return slot?” and all the variations in-between.

Or you could always start every conversation with “Anyone want to see me move this joystick without using my hands?” Guaranteed to have girls swooning. Gua-Ran-Teed!

And lucky day, Amazon has it marked DOWN to $49.99! For that price I better buy two and keep one on reserve

[Thanks Spencer]