INT. SPACE SHIP - HALF PAST SEXY TIME

COMMANDER SHEPARD and SOME CRAZY STAR WARS ALIEN-LOOKING THINGAMABOB have just finished an intense, inter-rank and evidently sexually-charged debate about something REALLY important in the plot of this game. This debate was so intense and inter-rank that they felt the need to capitalize on the sexual-chargedness of it all and embrace, race and species be damned.