The Game Rag: [RUMORVILLE] New place, same rumors! |
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by the hammer of Nathan Smart! |
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Hey buds and budsettes, it’s your old pal The Rumor Hound (of Hell)! The last time you heard from me was at The Game Rag back in oh-seven. Well, The Game Rag has moved to the BBPS and you can damn sure be sure that I’m coming right along with them!! For those of you sleepies that have slept on The Game Rag and don’t know who I am, well, then WAKE UP!! I’m the number one rumorist on the video game scene and I’ll be bringing you the most rumorest information you’ve ever been informed of - like this little tidbit:
Sure, you know that the PS3 Home beta can already be accessed by using a proxy program and downloading it from Sony’s servers and that some people have even gotten it running, but, did you know that you don’t need to use that proxy program to access GameSpot? My top-of-the-line, top shelf, secret, underground, black clothes wearing sources tell me that they’ve used the PS3’s browser to hack into the internet and read news on gamespot.com. Pretty cool, huh?
Next up, there’s a possible rumor (it’s not a full-on rumor yet, I’m still poking the rumor flames) of a new game coming out for the Wii. I haven’t exactly gotten all the information yet, but be on the lookout for something here in the near future.
Also, I don’t want to forget to tell you this little morsel - there’s a chance that the creator of Mario (don’t want to give away his name!) is working on some new additions for his backyard garden. I don’t want to give out the full details, but there’s been some talk of tomatoes and cauliflower. Check back here for more info.
Lastly, you’ve been hearing a lot of rumors about a new Microsoft remote control that will look like the Wii’s remote and have the same functions. Well, I’ve got news for you people: 400 Children Released From Religious Compound. Also, don’t believe the hype about the controller. If I haven’t talked about it, then it probably isn’t rumor-worthy. Those other blogs are just trippin’.
Of course, take these rumors with a grain of salt - but you know that when the Rumor Hound is bringing it, he’s bringing it super salty!
PEACE OUT!





tratch on 11 Apr 2008 at 4:19 pm #
Oh shit, it’s the rumorgeddon.
Tralfaz on 11 Apr 2008 at 4:38 pm #
lol “400 Children Released From Religious Compound” - Sweet merciful Joe Smith we attract some crazies here in Tejas.
Faith on 11 Apr 2008 at 6:36 pm #
I heard the wii is made from puppies and microsoft stole those puppies to make that new remote. Evil corporations
Johnny Wadd on 11 Apr 2008 at 8:04 pm #
Thanks MS but no one asked for a wii mote like device for the xbox, unless of course it scratches my balls, in that case i want one.