Dear Higher Gaming God Being, Thank You. I Can Die Happy Now. |
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by the hammer of Kevin Alexander! |
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I know this news is a couple of days old but it’s still worth noting since those of you who have been around a while might have noticed that Dan and I have a slightly disturbing little fascination with this series, despite never having played it. After announcing that there’s a Wii version heading stateside (which had immediately cemented my need for a Wii) they snuck in a North American Xbox 360 release, Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad. Here’s the feature list directly from D3’s site:
* Control Two Super Sexy Sisters and Their Sword Swinging Samurai Skills – Master sword swinging martial arts at their finest on the ground and in the air, slashing, swinging and thrusting into zombie enemy hordes.
* Exclusive Dress-Up Mode – Go behind the scenes to expose the hottest samurai wardrobe on the planet. Unlock an arsenal of customized clothing and looks to maximize and personalize the Onechanbara experience.
* Go Deep Inside Aya, Saki, and the Legend of Onechanbara in Multiple Gameplay Modes – In addition to the main Story Mode, players can experience the game in Free Play Mode, Survival Mode, Quest Mode and more to let gamers dive deeper into the Onechanbara experience.
* Killer Combat Control System – Each character has a variety of moves, weapons, and throws to combat enemies on the ground and in the air, and can unleash killer Rage Mode attacks when desperate and surrounded.
* Co-op Multiplayer – Invite a friend to join in the fight with Co-Op mode and try unique fighting styles together to rid the world of zombie infestation.
Dress up mode? “Go deep inside Aya AND Saki”? Sign me the fuck up.
I’ll be in my bunk…





Jim Squires on 07 Aug 2008 at 3:11 pm #
Remind me again how this isn’t Bullet Witch?
Kevin Alexander on 07 Aug 2008 at 3:23 pm #
It’s awesome, that’s how it isn’t Bullet Witch.
Nobody likes Witches, Stevie Nicks not withstanding, but everyone loves Asian chicks wearing a bikini and a cowboy hat, carrying a sword and slicing up zombies.
Braynbasher on 07 Aug 2008 at 3:25 pm #
Vampire Raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.
Kevin Alexander on 07 Aug 2008 at 3:30 pm #
You’re evil…
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Xerxes3rd on 08 Aug 2008 at 9:35 am #
“but everyone loves Asian chicks wearing a bikini and a cowboy hat, carrying a sword and slicing up zombies”
Personally, that kinda borders on “creepy”…
Kevin Alexander on 08 Aug 2008 at 10:13 am #
You and I have different tastes, my friend.