I think I smell an Eisner Award… Rock Band Fire: The Comic Strip |
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by the hammer of Jim Squires! |
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So beautiful… Should have sent.. a poet…
The fine folks over at Half-Masked have seen fit to document my nightmare with EA in comic strip form, and I’m tickled pink about it. I couldn’t be tickled any more pink if my skin were inside out and I rolled around in cotton candy. I’m the pinkiest. Thanks Half-Masked!




Katana on 08 Nov 2008 at 5:55 pm #
Win.
Dan on 08 Nov 2008 at 8:42 pm #
Jim, that looks nothing like you. I am angered by the poor artistic representation.
I demand his customer service number.
Mike Dodd on 09 Nov 2008 at 1:52 am #
Pretty funny stuff
utopaline on 09 Nov 2008 at 9:29 am #
it look just like Jim…in his superhero dreams…
that’s awesome Jim
rdaneel72 on 09 Nov 2008 at 3:11 pm #
Now you’re internet famous. Its like real famous without being paid.
Love the logo, too. “EA: We Hope You Die” They should put that on a T-shirt.
Alex Hill on 09 Nov 2008 at 3:23 pm #
Man, it feels weird having my comic linked somewhere, and the topic title being something other than “Everyone make fun of these awful webomics”. In fact, I’m still getting accustomed to the fact that it’s 5 comments in, and no one has used any violent hyperbole, swears, or comparisons to CAD.
Sorry if I didn’t get your look down right, Jim. All I could find for a visual reference was your Mii avatar up there.
END OF LINE
~A.H.
Dan on 09 Nov 2008 at 5:52 pm #
Alex, I’ll craft you a picture of Jim:
Imagine Brad Pitt, but hotter x George Clooney, but sexier x Barack Obama but hope-ier, but very, very, very white.
Alex Hill on 09 Nov 2008 at 6:22 pm #
…So, Bruce Campbell?
Kevin Alexander on 09 Nov 2008 at 6:25 pm #
He’s more of a classic, rugged handsome along the lines of a Rudolph Valentino’s dashing good looks with Cary Grant’s suave, Humphrey Bogart’s manliness, Gene Kelly’s grace all wrapped into Alfred Hitchcock’s body.
Katana on 10 Nov 2008 at 4:18 am #
One of theses is a source of vitriol and controversy, the other makes games.
Katana on 10 Nov 2008 at 4:19 am #
Crap, tried to link to the picture of Jim and Denis Dyack, apparently it didn’t work.
MC on 11 Nov 2008 at 1:58 pm #
I was going to describe Jim as Mythbusters’ Adam Savage as played by Patton Oswalt myself.