The 2008 Halfies: Little Awards |
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by the hammer of Jim Squires! |
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Genre we Want to See More Of
And the winner is… Obscure Board Games
Last year Carcassone and Catan gave us a taste of what hardcore tabletop gamers have known about for years. This year Ticket to Ride and Lost Cities continued that tradition. It’s kinda like crack, but with dice.
Franchise That Was Beaten To Death With It’s Own Shoes
And the winner is… Guitar Hero
Don’t own the game? How about the caribeener? Or the belt buckle? Or the car wax? When Harmonix left it took any credibility the franchise had with it. Now we have three major Guitar Hero releases coming out in the same year. Three. Die, alright?
Game We Most Wish We’d Played
And the winner is… Boom Blox
Spielberg meets with Miyamoto, bounces some ideas off him, and comes out the other end with Boom Blox. How in the hell have we not been playing this? Runner up goes to Army of Two. Great idea, great demo, and we completely missed the boat.
Best Title for Gamers on a Budget
And the winner is… Trials 2: SE
Our review described it as “the ultimate combination of Excitebike and N+.” It couldn’t have been more apt. Trials 2 takes everything fun about physics games and adds a dash of Evel Knievel. For only $10 on Steam this could be the sleeper hit of the year.
Best Game That Makes You Look Like a Jackass
And the winner is… SingStar
Singing alone in your living room is one thing, but thanks to advancements in humilation technology Singstar can record clips of your ineptitude for the whole world to enjoy. Bonus points if you’re dressed like a stormtrooper while doing it.
The Mick Foley Award for Testicular Fortitude
And the winner is… Denis Dyack
Early reviews of his long-awaited Too Human might not be glowing, but that hasn’t stopped Denis from taking on the haters. He’s called out the forumites over at NeoGAF and has even gone so far as to question the whole forum structure. Bravo, sir!
The ClearBlue Home Pregnancy Test Award for Most Delayed Period of Release
And the winner is… Sony
Don’t get us wrong — we’re all for a project cooking as long as is needed. But I’ll be damned if I wouldn’t kill a hobo to get just a taste of any number of Sony projects. LittleBigPlanet, Home, Wipeout HD. We’re chomping at the bit here, people.
That’s it for this half year, kiddies! I hope everyone enjoyed our trip down short-term memory lane.

Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm - nominated by Ryan
Space Invaders Extreme - nominated by Kevin/Dan
Still Alive DS - nominated by Jim
Yet Another White Plastic Peripheral Award
The Nintendo Award For Manufactured Shortages
Epic FAIL Award
Epic SUCCESS Award
Eat Shit and Die Award for Rampant Fanboyism
Don’t Forget Where You Came From Award
We Can Be Greedy With Our DLC Too! Award
Metal Gear Online - nominated by Ryan
N+ - nominated by Kevin
Wipeout Pulse - nominated by Dan
Grand Theft Auto IV - nominated by Kevin
Ninja Gaiden 2 - nominated by Ryan
Pirates of the Burning Sea - nominated by Dan
Iron Man - nominated by Jim
Burnout Paradise - nominated by Kevin
God of War: Chains of Olympus - nominated by Dan
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots - nominated by Jim
Boom Blox - nominated by Christina


