It’s a strange (and arguably sexist) comparison, but bear with me. Let’s say there’s a woman out there that’s an absolute 10 — the kind you give your left nut to be with. Amazingly enough there appears to be some potential that you can get with her. So you get uber-exicted, all worked up about how amazing this is going to be — and when it finally happens? Turns out she shags like a stroke victim.

Tell me that doesn’t describe every Sonic game to come out in the last 5 years — Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog — every time they were announced we thought these were going to be the titles to save the franchise and every time they did nothing but stink up the joint. In it’s defense I’ll say that Secret Rings was at least playable, but let’s face facts, for the most part Sonic & Co. have been those babbling stroke victims in the sack that we had been convinced would do the bump’n'grind like a real pro.

New video of Sonic Unleashed to get too excited about above.