Poor Major — he’s in a real predicament. His wife doesn’t normally play games so when she does it should be considered a real treat. I’m in a similar situation so I can sympathize — anything that doesn’t have the words Zuma or Warcraft in it may as well be greek to my wife. But how did he react when he came home and found his significant other playing Fable II Pub Games?

Not so good. You see, Mrs, Nelson had future-bankrupted his Fable II character. To paraphrase Louis CK, he’d have to raise 3600 gold to be broke.

Normally we try and steer away from linking to other peoples posts, but this one was too good to miss. Check out Major’s anguish here.