Acronyms hurt my head too, but nothing hurts as much as the following excerpt from Sony Defense Force’s June 1st review of Metal Gear Solid 4;

A few weeks ago, Sony Defense Force had the pleasure to entertain an opportunity of a lifetime. We were personally invited to Kojima’s luxurious resort in the mountain village of Nasu, Japan in order to play through the entire final version of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. Sound incredible enough?

Incredible doesn’t begin to describe it. Insane? Ridiculous? Impossible? Those words seem a little more apt. Sony Defense Force is still the gaming world’s greatest mystery — is it rampant fanboyism at it’s worst, or the world’s biggest hoax? Regardless, this event could never have happened. I’m calling on Kojima & Co. to go on record and debunk this SDF scam once and for all! Up until now SDF had at least straddled that line that could leave some people to believe they were the real deal. Their review of MGS4 is a cry for attention –the SDF crew begging to be exposed so they can move on with their lives. Come on Hideo, let it happen!

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