Holy crap, this is the lamest thing ever

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I’m not even sure where to start with this video. It is beyond a shadow of a doubt the lamest video game related video I’ve ever seen, and that’s assuming it was done ironically. If they were serious when they made it, well then it just might be a sign of the coming apocalypse.

Anyone excited about this game should be free of that feeling once watching the following “promo.”



How many steps does it take to quit the PC version of Assassian’s Creed?

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We have a new leader in the “World’s Worst Videogame Tattoo” contest

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I love seeing the gamer ink, especially on girls. Any chick that wants to get a game tattoo is alright in my book. Of course not just any old tattoo will do, it’s gotta be cool. No one wants a full back piece based on Shaq-Fu or Superman 64.

Sadly though, this is the ugliest videogame themed tattoo I’ve seen yet. I pray it’s fake, but it don’t look like it is.badgametat.jpg