In quite a few different sizes as well! This one zip file from Vavle’s site will net you six wallpapers in either 1026X768, 1280X960, 1280X1024, or 1600X1200. And lord knows you can’t beat the price of free.

My only complaint is I prefer a dark background and these are kinda on the bright side.

Naturally, the requisite portal-esque dark humor is intact. A sample:

The ending to Portal, played on the piano. No spoilers contained therein…

This is of course inevitable when you post the chords and lyrics on your website. The internet, sometimes she does in fact move in predictable ways. Has Portal and it’s cake gained meme status yet?

Oh, that’s awesome. Not sure how this happened yet, whether it’s in game or a hack/mod. Either way, it just shows how that portal gun would make EVERY game ever made better.

Pardon my weaksauce title for this post, but the networks have deemed it fit to have that trailer for the new Steve Carrell stinker playing ad nauseum in primetime and I just can’t get it out of my head. Besides, considering our own Dan’s obsession with Portal as of late, the title is probably quite fitting.

Thought I’d take a moment to share this ingenious real world use for a portal from the fine folks over at Penny Arcade. If you’re not reading them three times a week you should turn in your gamer card and get back to your cross-stitch. There. I said it. Now you can cross-stitch out in the open. I guess I’m kinda like Abraham Lincoln that way.

Oh Companion Cube, I know if you begin to talk I’m supposed to ignore you, but I cannot. Though I defeated Portal almost a week ago I still yearn for you, my only friend. My only friend because of how unlikable I am, it says so right here in my file.

Of course I could go out and make new friends, but it’ll be much easier to put together this papercraft weighted companion cube to keep me company. Click here to d/l one for yourself.

sniff, I miss my own personal weighted companion cube… And if you have no idea what I’m talking about, you’re missing out on one of the best games of the year.

To the rest of you, kudos…. here’s some wallpapers for ya!